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I know, I know. There is nothing funny about losing a job. But these 15 very funny, very short puns about all the jobs I lost will make you laugh. Guaranteed!
You may find it hard to believe the relationship between the poo of the tiny tree shrew and the giant Pitcher Plant, but the 'shrew loo' facts are absolutely true! Trust me!
Funny pun about a gorilla and a visitor from Czechoslovakia (the Czech Republic).
Jean Harlow was the Blonde Bombshell of the 30s and Marilyn Monroe, the Blonde Bombshell of the 50s. You will be amazed at how many aspects of their lives were so similar. Eerie!
The funniest puns are often those where you do not anticipate the punchline. Let me know if I 'gotcha' with this funny pun about a doctor.
Funny pun about Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and the clever, thirsty bass players in the orchestra.
Did you know that Charlie Chaplin was the Renaissance Man of silent films? Not only a skilled mime and actor, but a director, writer and music composer as well. Read what I learned in our interview.
I have been trying for several years to get an interview with the most charismatic resident of the White House. Finally, I was successful and here are the important issues we discussed.
Finally I got my interview with the famous Attila the Hun who turned out to be not only a skillful warrior king but possessed several amazing secrets of leadership you ought to know.
Here's a funny pun about Attila the Hun to make you chuckle, or groan, or laugh, or moan. Trust me!
Did you ever view a photo so funny that you just had to say OMG either to yourself or aloud? These photos will make you say that, too. Trust me!
Do you believe in Bigfoot or do you think he is just a legend, a folk tale, a myth? Then read this expose with photos now!
Would you believe a fairy tale for small children that features a child-eating monstrous witch? That's the Brothers Grimm grim "Hansel and Gretel."
If you want to avoid a hangover, here is what you need to do before drinking, during drinking and the morning after.
Do you know what a Buffalo wing is? And who invented it? And its Super Bowl connection? Here are the answers to those burning questions.
Is Santa Claus real? Did he ever exist? Was he invented by Coca Cola? Learn the answers from my interview with him in person.
Eating turkey may be hazardous to your health. Here are eight terrible, disgusting turkey facts you need to know before your next turkey dinner. Included - How to Cook a Turkey.
Can we change a habit? Is laughter really good for our health? Why do we constantly seek information? What does dopamine do? "Strange Psychological Facts - Part Two" has the answers.
Shorts are a bifurcated garment worn by men and women and boys and girls that circle the waist and end at or above the knee. Wait a moment! Bifurcated? That sounds almost obscene. Who invented them?
If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be? You may be thinking that is a strange interview question. Strange? Yes. Uncommon? No.
If you are a writer or a salesperson, you need to know and use these four strange psychological facts about human behavior.
Here is a recent interview with an amazing and very beautiful supermodel, Andrea Pejic. This lovely-looking young model has caused a major stir in the fashion world and is now in constant demand for fashion runway shows, photo shoots and magazine covers.
Wait until you read this interview I had with a genuine Martian - Bob from Mars. Unbelievable!
Grogg, the world's oldest interviewer, is also the world’s oldest speech writer from the Paleolithic Era. So I dug him up once again for another interview to learn his speech-writing secrets.
Meet Grogg, the world's oldest interviewer, from the Paleolithic Era, who shares his interviewing secrets and the proven best answers to interview questions.
These photos are guaranteed to make you laugh and say, 'OMG, these are really funny!'
Here are eight more disgusting, distasteful, repellent, repugnant, loathsome additives approved by the F.D.A. to be added to the food we eat. And ditch those microwaveable popcorn bags!
The FDA has approved of some Filthy Disgusting Additives in the food we eat. Bug juice? Flavoring from the beaver anal gland? And many more.
Are you surprised that I was able to interview Channing Tatum? No sweat. I used my new supernatural brain-wave invention to read his mind!
It was not easy but I found a genuine, real Redneck to interview. You will be surprised at his answers. Trust me.
Did you know that the big, bad wolf in Red Riding Hood is the same wolf who terrorized the Three Little Pigs. True!
Cinderella is alive and well and working in Disney World. How do I know? I'm waiting for the Main Street parade to begin Suddenly Cinderella approaches me to share her real story.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? If you want to, that is! It's not very difficult. First, look at the shape of the snout and the visibility of the teeth when the jaws are shut.
Billy Bob Buffet needs a Tokyo bodyguard. Will he choose Bruce Li, Jackie Chin or Kerry Oki?
These pigs love to party! Read all about them in this funny pig joke.
This is a funny short joke about a guy who finds the love of his life in a bowling alley, spends the night with her, and . . .
Have you ever wondered how you would survive on a desert island? Read about Malcolm and Fido and ...
What keeps a man healthy, wealthy and wise? Enjoying life with his wife and playing golf. It worked for Harry and Sally.
Didja hear the one about the farmer's daughter and the traveling salesman? Here's my favorite.
It all started when a supermarket customer wanted to buy half a head of lettuce.
The blind guy in this joke found out how huge Texas is ... the hard way.
Can you tell the difference between twelve-year-old and ten-year-old Scotch? This fellow can.
Here is my favorite funniest short restaurant joke about a waiter with a clever strategy.
Here is a funny, short, charming, endearing joke rated 'G'you can share with the little ones.
Too bad Martha didn't take swimming lessons from Esther Williams
The hamster joke to end all hamster jokes. Amazing! Wait 'til you read about this little guy's fantastic talent.
Who was the most fearsome pirate of them all? Johnny Depp? Errol Flynn? No, it was the menacing Captain Graybeard, of course.
Effective relationships are built on understanding and honest communication. Read this funny senior dating joke to see what I mean ...
Funny joke about a beautiful young woman in an interview whose 'porch light is not lit.'
Here is joke number three to celebrate April as National Humor month. For a change in pace, this one is in verse.
Here is a short funny joke about two seniors getting to know each other. The punchline is hilarious.
April is National Humor Month. I kid you not. So here is short funny joke and short funny quote number one.
The best place to get horse facts and horse trivia is from the horse's mouth. Right? So I interviewed Mr. Ed, the equine television star of the 60s.
Do you like really funny short jokes? Then you will like-u these Haiku.
Do you know the difference between Haiku and Senryu? They both contain only 17 syllables. Humor must be brief and pithy.
Do you want to enjoy your life even more? Here are 12 simple rules to inspire you.
Do you remember Quasimodo, the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Do you know who took his place?
A funny, punny story about Rodeo Ray and his clever horse.
Here's a simple, quick, easy, tasty recipe for pulled pork sandwiches that you will love. All you need are three ingredients.
Did the Seven Dwarfs live happily ever after like Snow White? Get the facts from their psychologist.
Most of us love to give advice. It is one of those commodities rarely in short supply. Like political speeches. Learn how to write an Advice Column.
Now you can learn the truth about the relationship between Snow White and those Seven Dwarfs from beautiful Snow White herself.
Have you ever heard of Mel Faymee - the best baseball player in the game? This funny pun will explain!
The funny pun of Slinging Bull, his three wives and a puzzle to solve.
Now you are in for a treat. This video of Angie and Brad is quite a feat. I say this with a wink, because the video is NOT what you think!
This pun about featherless chickens takes place in China. Will you guess the punny punchline beforehand?
Greek mythology has always fascinated me. How about you? Wait till you read what Zeus, the Greek god, told me ... in confidence.
Another funny pun - this one is about a love triangle: Brad, Lorraine and Clara Lee.
Dick and Jane go to Transylvania for their honeymoon. That's their first mistake . . .
Artie worked in a grocery store but his goal was to be a 'hit man'. Like Al Capone.
Do you remember Sir Gawain, Galahad and Lancelot? And Lance’s younger brother?Handsome Sir Dancealot? Do you like awful puns? You are in the right place!
Best interview answers to What are your strengths, weaknesses, and 'you appear to be over- qualified.'
John's son survived ... there was just one little problem ...
Did you know that Leo the Lion was involved in the study of immortality? So were seagulls.
Are puns the lowest form of humor? Who cares? I love them. Read about 'Stanley the Snail.' Didja know he was a hermaphrodite?
Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly. Not me. I have a fear of flying. It's called aerophobia.
Win more job offers with these best answers to common and uncommon interview questions.
It is said that as you get older, you get wiser. Have you heard that, too? The only wiser I get has a ‘Bud’ in front of it. But I have learned of multiple old age benefits over time, and I am delighted to share them with you – in rhyme.
Are you surprised that I can interview Mickey Mouse ... the famous international film star who happens to be an anthropomorphic celluloid rodent brought into the world by his creator, Walt Disney? I can and I did!
Do you know the secret for making friends easily? It is very simple. Do I hear you saying, “Pay them!” That might work – until you run out of money. The secret is . . .
How do you feel about spiders? You know - those bug-bodied, spindly-legged arachnids with eight hairy legs? Wait until you discover what the Brazilian Wandering (Banana) Spider can do. Unbelievable!
Would you like to know the real meaning behind some of those sadistic and somewhat strange Mother Goose nursery rhymes? I promised to bring you additional Mother Goose revelations so here is Part Two of “Interview with Mother Goose.”
Was Mother Goose a legend or a real person? Read on to discover the amazing facts. There may have been two Mother Gooses ... er, Mother Geese!
Interview with Percy the Penguin who wanted to set the record straight about penguins and whether they could fly or not.
Plato, the Proboscis Monkey, was offended because I interviewed the Hippopotamus and not him. So I gave him an interview and he shared some stunning personal information.
Are you a personality test addict? Me, too. I like the short, sweet, sometimes funny tests best. So here is my newest test regarding creativity featuring Roger Price’s “Droodles.”
Now that you have examined your personality by taking (a) the Pig Personality Test, (b) the Celebrity Personality Test, and (c) the One-Question Personality Test, it’s time to take a look at the Simple Symbol Personality Test.
I heard a voice say, "Good morning," but there was no one in sight. Only an enormous hippopotamus. He said, "I want you to interview me like you did ...
Would you like to know more about your personality by answering just one simple question? Then you are in the right place!
I know what you are thinking. Because in addition to my supernatural, unearthly ability to interview those who are dearly departed, I also possess ESP – Extra Sensory Perception. You are thinking, “I know who Levi Strauss, the maker of blue jeans, was but who the devil was Jacob Davis?” Am I right?
Do you remember how Bruce Lee found me in a Chinese restaurant so I could conduct one of my supernatural interviews with him? Well, it has happened again. This time I went to a revival of James Dean films ...
You can defend yourself from germs at home and the office but what can you do to avoid those grievous germs in public? Not just any old germs but militant microbes and backbiting bacteria.
Are You Angry? Aggressive? Are You Cynical? Take this very simple test and learn how angry, aggressive or cynical you really are. No matter what anyone says ... Do you find yourself becoming angry at the simplest little thing? Like a moronic, idiotic car driver trying to take your place on the freeway? Do...
There are so many deceased famous people for me to interview with my supernatural powers, that I am having a difficult time selecting just one. But fortunately, this one selected me. I was finishing my moo shu pork in my favorite Chinese restaurant when I glanced up and there was Bruce Lee staring at me with that piercing look of his.
A story about the end of a love affair using only published song titles.
Of all the supernatural interviews I have now conducted (see list at the end), this interview with Oscar Wilde was one of the most challenging. Yes, I know he died in 1900 at the age of 46, but I have the...
So, to continue in the vein of utilizing my unbelievable supernatural powers to interview dead famous people and strange vegetables, I will now interview living farm animals.
Actually, the vegetables are not psychic, just a little bit strange. And strangely, the psychic is me. So I am writing about Strange Vegetables and the Things They Told Psychic Me. Important: No vegetables were harmed in the creation of this hub.
Listen, my friends, no secrets will I dare to hide. About our dear Lady Godiva’s very strange ride. With the new supernatural interviewing skills I’ve saved, I was able to interview Godiva...
If I asked you, “Who was the most famous female spy in history?” what name would you say? Was it Florence Nightingale? No, she was a famous female nurse. Was it Medea? No, she was a famous female curse. Was it Prada? No, that’s a famous female purse.
I would like to introduce you to the celebrity criminal who led a crime syndicate during the Prohibition era – the man who made Chicago and Cicero, Illinois famous in the 1920s and 30s – “Scarface Al” Capone.
Jack the Ripper - History's Most Famous Unsolved Crime. Now that I have learned to conduct these supernatural interviews with infamous dead people, you are expecting to read an interview with Jack ...
ASSERTIVE BEHAVIOR Part Two – How to Say No! Do you feel guilty when you say No? Do you say Yes when you really mean No? Here is the best language to use to say no without feeling guilt. Then this information will help you become more assertive. But...
Assertive Behavior - Part One Are you a passive person because you find it difficult to say No? Or an aggressive person because your credo is “my way or the highway”? Or an assertive person...
Do you remember these two outstanding examples of Depression-era Americana? Here is their fascinating story - Bonnie and Clyde.
Until now I have been using my superhuman skills in superior, supernatural interviewing to talk with dead people – famous but altogether dead people – who were rulers of the masculine persuasion. Now it is time to talk with the Queen of Egypt – Cleopatra VII.
You already know all about my superior, supernatural method of interviewing if you read my previous interviews with Genghis Kahn and Napoleon Bonaparte. Succinctly stated, I see (and interview)“dead people/" Yes, really. I do.
Good news! I have invented a praiseworthy process for interviewing famous people who are no longer around . . . to defend themselves . . . or sue for libel. After my first interview with Genghis Khan ...
I know what you are thinking. Genghis died in the year 1227. That’s almost 800 years ago. True. But there have been many remarkable new developments in cryogenic research that you may not be aware of.
Have you have heard of Fokk University? Graduates fondly refer to us as Fokk U. Our Board of Directors has authorized the publication of our entrance exam with answers to encourage new admissions.
History of T-shirts. So, who invented the T-shirt? Once upon a time in merrie olde England, in a rustic cottage in a small village in winter time, a husband felt chilled and called to his wife, “Old woman, bring me ...
Fokk University is fondly referred to by its graduates as "Fokk U." A similar-sounding statement is often made by longshoremen, desperate housewives, and our Congressional representatives.
Here are some very funny Halloween couple costumes and a short Halloween History Quiz. Question #1 - Why are orange and black Halloween colors?
At the age of 101, Sally Gordon won America's Outstanding Oldest Worker Award for 2010, at a ceremony in Lincoln, Nebraska. She was honored at the State Capitol as America's "Outstanding Oldest Worker" by Experience Works ...
Why do we often say Yes when we really want to say No? It is a paradox that Jerry Harvey explored in his book, "The Abilene Paradox." This is an easy-to-understand synopsis of that paradox and why I believe it exists.
Why is a ship called she? That question is right up there with Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Why have I chosen this subject? Why? Because my hubbuddy, psychicdog.net, asked me to provide the answer to why a ship is always of the feminine persuasion when I wrote a review about the world’s largest cruise ship – the Oasis of the Seas.
To celebrate my sister’s birthday this month, we – just the two of us – embarked on a seven-day cruise on the world’s largest, biggest, hugest cruise ship, the Oasis of the Seas. We left behind one husband, six...
Which famous celebrity or movie star do you think you are most like? Would you like to know which celebrity has a personality most like yours?
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." - Victor Borge. Do you know who Victor Borge is? No? Then you are in for an unbelievable treat when you watch these hilarious videos. Yes? Then keep reading ...
Who Invented Chocolate Chip Cookies? Did you ever wonder where did chocolate chip cookies come from? I know. The supermarket or the bakery. No, I mean who invented them? In fact, where did the very first...
Betty White isn’t all that old. She is only 89 (going on 90 next January). But if you had watched her as the hilarious, boisterous guest-host of “Saturday Night Live” recently, you would swear she is going on 39.
This information should be required reading for all high school students before they graduate. Why? Because adhering to this mathematical equation will help you achieve your goals in life and in business ...
Here is the history of Father’s Day, and some interesting information you may not know about famous fathers I know you know. And a very funny video to make your day!
Yes, Andy Rooney had lavish words of praise about women who are over 50 – women of a certain age. You know Andy Rooney. He is witty. He is funny. He has formidable eyebrows.
You can dramatically increase your Amazon sales on your hubs and blogs by appealing to just three basic emotions of the reader.
Five quick, easy methods for thinking of new topics to write about in your hub or blog
Did you watch the first videos of Great Britain's charming Susan Boyle? Well, get ready to be blown away again with this amazing video of Lin Yu Chun from Taiwan and videos of Whitney, Dolly and Leona singing the same song, "I Will Always Love You."
One of the most beloved foods in the United States is the doughnut or as it is popularly spelled, donut. Who invented the doughnut? Where did it come from? What is it made of? Why is it called a donut or doughnut? Why do I care?
The tweets I used and still do brought me new visitors and even more when I started tinkering with the 140 words – and spaces – to create the most compelling reasons for the reader to do what I asked. Buy the book, visit the blogs, or read the Hubs.
I commented earlier on the increase of obesity in the United States for the period of 2007 to 2008: 32.2% for men and 35.5% for women. That started me thinking. Could there be some chemical in our food that may be causing this tremendous obesity epidemic?
Have you ever wondered why some Hubs and blogs get mega traffic and others very little? Discover how to use the "Philosophy of Success." Don't just dream of success...wake up and use these techniques.
Do you think you are cut out to be an entrepreneur? Do you have an entrepreneurial mindset? Could you start and run a business successfully? Like Craig of Craigslist? Let's find out.
I first heard about Felix the Flying Frog some years ago and often use this fable to encourage discussion when reflecting on the do's and don'ts of project management and bewildering behavior. Once upon a time, there was a man named Clarence who...
I’m going to jump feet-first into the low fat vs. low carb diet controversy and let you know what I discovered. The first fact was mind-blowing. Did you know that the United States has become obesogenic?
Color Therapy – What is it? Where did it begin? How does it work? What are Chakras? And most importantly, how can you perform color therapy on yourself?
Erma Bonbeck was the queen of housewife humor. Much of her early work was published during an era when the majority of women were working women - women working in the home as wives and mothers. ...
Are you aware of the amazing benefits, extraordinary uses and remarkable ways we can use Beer?
What is a proverb? It is a short and generally well-known over-used statement that provides a general truth or gives advice. Here are my singular interpretations of various ambiguous proverbs.
This adventure began on our honeymoon. I call it Tale of Two Cocks. No, it’s not what you’re thinking. Two cocks as in roosters.
Outrageous, funny, sexy commercials . . . but you will never see them on TV!
How can you choose the most interesting or provocative avatar? Here are 5 categories and examples to help you decide: Surrealism, Substitution, Realism, Quasi-Surrealism and Caricatures.
The Maybach Exelero Sports Coupe is the world’s most outrageous in appearance, most outrageous in performance, and most outrageous in price - only 8 million dollars.
Remember the story of the Three Little Pigs? That is fairy-tale huffing. It's not real. Today, teenage huffing refers to youngsters abusing chemical inhalants to get 'high.'
74 one-liner jokes that will never go out-of-date! You may remember Rodney Dangerfield – the nervous, twitching comic with bulging eyeballs, a trademark red tie he was constantly adjusting, and the...
This tribute to Henny Youngman includes 99 jokes that are as funny today as they were 70 years ago!
Frederic Ogden Nash was an American poet well known for his light verse – poetry concerning amusing or serious subjects featuring puns, creative rhyme and alliteration.
You have probably heard of Clever Hans, the amazing horse who could count, but did you know that in addition to solving math problems, the horse could identify people, tell the time, the day of the week, and calculate the square roots of numbers?
Would you like some funny Valentine poems to send to people you hate? Look no further ...
I have always been a firm believer in the health benefits of chocolate. I was a believer even in the good old days when chocolate wasn’t considered “good” for you. The myth surrounding chocolate has always been if it tastes so good, it must be bad for your health. Not true!
The following is a verbatim transcript from Mr. Heterocephalus Glaber who most people would call a naked mole rat. HG wants to set the record straight so I promised to write this article just as he dictated.
The young don’t know it yet but “old age ain’t for sissies.” – Bette Davis. I’ve discovered a marvelous way to fight agism and disrespect – with the powerful weapons of humor and laughter.
Are you a luxury watch connoisseur who wants to own the world's most highly complicated luxury timepiece and money is no object? Actually, money is the object since the world’s most complicated minute-repeater sonnerie watch will set you back $2,500,000.
The nose of the Proboscis monkey measures four to seven inches in length - only the male possesses it. I'm not putting you on.
This is the fourth and final article on dealing with difficult people: the complainer (Crocodile) and the compromiser (Chameleon).
This is the third article on Dealing with Difficult People. The bad news is - you cannot change other people. The good news is - you can change the way you react to them. Use the strategies and language I suggest and . . .
Difficult people are difficult to deal with because they have learned to control you - to push your hot buttons. Here are strategies and effective ...
Why are difficult people difficult in the first place? Almost any competent psychologist can tell you the answer. Because they get a payoff when they are being difficult. How should you react to them?
Here are the dumbest laws I could find from all over the world. Just proves the U.S. has no monopoly on crazy stupid laws.
Niccolo Machiavelli offered advice to Italian princes on the best way to rule the people. He stressed the art of deception.
Mules are not very flexible animals. They are strong and intelligent, but they are not good at adapting their behavior to fit the circumstances. The mule has come to symbolize stubborn resistance. It seems they can't help it. Any suggestion that...
Would you like to know more about your personality? Without taking any test? All you have to do is draw a ...
Dumb Laws to Make You Laugh - Alabama through Montana. I confess. I am addicted to crazy, dumb, stupid, funny laws. This is my third hub on the subject.
Since I am still addicted to reading and writing about dumb laws, here is the second article on Crazy Laws Dumb Laws Funny Laws for Alabama through Montana.
Pigs are ranked number four in animal intelligence and can learn tricks faster than dogs. True!
Your image of cows is probably similar to mine – gentle, placid animals looking at you with those large, soft cow eyes and contentedly chewing their cud. But about 20 people a year are killed by cows in the United States.
The original Dumb Crazy Stupid Laws featured 53 of the dumbest laws I could find. Researching and reading them is strangely addictive, so here are 74 more laws just as dumb and some even dumberer. Enjoy.
Is a job interview a friendly discussion with someone who has your best interests at heart? Absolutely not!. It is a classic sales encounter ...
Take a look at these really tired animals and kids ...
One way to put yourself at the head of the pack when interviewing is to practice beforehand your answers to behavioral interviewing questions.
Here are the 53 most hilarious dumb laws I found. Hope you laugh as hard as I did when discovering and writing about them.
Scary and bizarre-looking, the deep sea anglerfish makes its home in the darkened depths of the Atlantic and Antarctic Oceans. The female sports its own built in fishing pole.
INTERVIEW GUIDE for Human Resource Professionals and Department Managers - How to Determine 13 Professional Competencies
Important behavioral questions that interviewers should ask in order to hire the best person for the job. And job seekers need to practice their answers to these questions.
The axolotl (pronounced AHK-so-LA-tuhl) or walking fish is a rare Mexican salamander that forever looks like a teenager. It looks forever young.
You will probably never ever see an aye-aye – a rare, nocturnal animal that is found only on the island of Madagascar.
The star-nosed mole may be the strangest, weirdest-looking animal you have ever seen. Its front end looks like it should be its back end.
Is there such a thing as a free reverse cell phone lookup? It’s the question of the ages. Well, the information age for sure.
Did you know there is an insect that loves dung, lives in dung, eats dung, feeds dung to its offspring and often rolls balls of dung for long distances while standing on its head moving backwards?
A new man-made chemical, fatostatin, prevented mice from gaining weight even when they ate whenever they wanted.
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's a mop. No, it's the unusual sheepdog with fur like a mop - the Komondor.
Does the strange, mournful- looking Blobfish remind you of someone? Perhaps your Uncle Louie? Or Ziggy in the cartoons?
Groucho Marx once said getting older isn't a problem - you just have to live long enough. So here are nine suggestions for becoming a centenarian.
Did you know there are 21 super healthy foods you have probably never heard of that contain extra-potent quantities of the vitamins and minerals you need every day?
Do not shoot yourself in the foot when interviewing like these 56 unsuccessful applicants did.
Here are 14 ways to resolve your anger without hurting others nor stressing yourself.
You have probably never seen a platypus in a zoo, because most zoos don't have them. But they do exist in eastern Australia including Tasmania. They are unique mammals who lay eggs instead of giving birth to live baby platypusses - or is it platypusi?
Here are the famous inkblots used in the Rorschach Inkblot Personality Test and the most common responses. Take the test yourself.
Do you remember the Disney movie based on the fairy tale, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"? As I was preparing to write articles about coping with difficult bosses, I had an "aha" moment.