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National Humor Month Funny Short Joke Number Twelve
National Humor Month Short Funny Joke Number Twelve
Have you ever wondered why there are so many jokes about blind people? Like why doesn’t the blind guy sky dive? Because it scares the $h*! out of his Seeing Eye dog. That was just a sample. Here’s the real deal.
Funny Joke Number Twelve
Once there was a blind man.
And Edgar was his name.
His friends bragged about Texas.
And everyone said the same:
“Everything is huge in Texas.”
Edgar was an explorer at heart
Although he had been short changed by fate
He made up his mind although blind
He would one day visit this huge state.
Because everything is huge in Texas.
Edgar boarded an airplane for the trip.
When he sat in the seat it felt huge.
Even his seatmate agreed with him,
A passenger from Baton Rouge.
“Everything in Texas is huge.”
Edgar took a taxi to his hotel
The doorman guided him through the lobby.
He told the guy how huge the hotel seemed,
As if it belonged in Abu Dhabi.
The doorman said with a laugh so infectious,
“Everything is huge in Texas.”
When he entered his huge hotel room
He checked out the size of the huge bed
By throwing his body across it
And measuring the size of the spread.
B’God, everything is huge in Texas.
Edgar went to the hotel restaurant
That’s where he would order dinner
The waiter read him the huge menu
Edgar knew he’d never get thinner
The steaks were outsized
And so were the pies
Because everything is huge in Texas.
While waiting for his meal to arrive
Edgar ordered a drink from the bar.
When the drink came it was really huge,
The hugest drink he ever drank by far.
Everything is huge in Texas.
Now he needed to find the men’s restroom
The waiter said, “It’s on the main floor.
Just turn to the right and then to your left,
You can’t miss it - it’s the second door.
But be careful – everything is huge in Texas.”
Edgar became confused as he searched,
And by mistake opened the wrong door.
He stumbled as he entered this space
And slid across a very huge wet floor.
Everything is huge in Texas.
It was the huge indoor swimming pool
And Edgar fell in with a rush.
As he popped to the surface scared to death
He screamed, “Please, do not flush, do not flush!”
Funny Quote
“I told my wife the truth, I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, a bartender and two plumbers.” – Rodney Dangerfield
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