National Humor Month Short Funny Joke Number One

Did you know that April is National Humor month? I’m not kidding. I just learned that today.

Actually, I learned that fact yesterday but it was April 1^st yesterday and that was April Fool’s Day, and I thought you might think it was a joke and not believe me if I said April is National Humor month. So I waited until today, April 2^nd to let you know it REALLY IS National Humor Month this month. Who knew?

So here is my plan. I will write as many short humorous hubs as possible during this month with one of my favorite short funny jokes and a humor quote. Until I run out of material or out of April. Whichever comes first.

Three women visited a spa and were sitting together in a sauna completely naked. Two of the women were in their 20s. The third was a senior citizen.

Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip implanted under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later, a phone began to ring. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished talking into her hand, she explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip implanted in my hand.”

The older woman felt very low-tech during all this but not to be out done, she decided she had to do something that would also be impressive. She excused herself, stepped out of the sauna, and went to the ladies bathroom.

She returned to the sauna with a large piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The other two women raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman laughed and said, “Well, will you look at that? Someone is sending me a fax.”

Funny Quote

“I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.” – Author Unknown

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